It’s possible that I’ve lived too long, seen too much and have too much common sense. Three things prompted this post.

First, years ago Premier Harper was accused of silencing scientists. He was, in fact, silencing government employees who were scientists, he was not silencing scientists all across Canada.  It was probably a stupid thing to do but he was trying to stop the government rank and file from coming out with proclamations that were personal statements/findings and not the official government position.

Second, I read about a few police officers reprimanded for either supporting the anti-vax movement and/or the trucker convoy. Not good. Stay in your lane folks!

Today Colin Kaepernick is in the news Well, “news-ish” he is trending on Twitter.

Racism is a huge issue. Yes, conditions are better than 50 years ago but still, it is evil. Was Colin right to protest racism and treatment of POC by cops? Absolutely! Was he right in doing it wearing a team uniform? Absolutely NOT! Just like the examples above. 

I applaud Colin in his protest. But he has to do it on his own dime. Same with the cops and the government scientists.

Should Colin be allowed back in the league? If course … but see the cautionary tale of the image I posted here.

Re stats and analytics

This happened today.

Last night I Tweeted

And today at 2:00 I have more than tripled my monthly impressions in this one Tweet

  • No Hashtags
  • Not an area I am known for
  • Not a smarmy I want clicks Tweet – I was sincere and Tweeted after I saw his bit with the Maple Leafs my Fave Team
  • Did NOT mention the Leafs

Just … I guess  typing “Biebs”

So what does that tell me about increasing my impressions? Well, nothing I am happy about.

It shows that all I have to do is say a word that a whack of folks have marked in some sort of online listening app.

Great so all I need to do is waste time figuring out those names?

  • Kanye
  • Kardashian
  • Tiger
  • Beyonce etc etc etc

Pass. Hard pass!

I am a Cluetrain Guy… and this is NO NOT CLUETRAIN!!!!


I’m vaccinated and, no, I don’t know what’s in it – neither this vaccine, the ones I had as a child, nor in the hot dogs I love or gluten-free bread I eat, or in other treatments…whether it’s for cancer, AIDS, or vaccines for children. I trust my doctor when she says it’s needed.

I also don’t know what’s in Advil, Tylenol, or other meds, it just cures my headaches and my pains …

I don’t know what’s in the ink they used for my maple leaf tattoo or every ingredient in my soap, toothpaste, shampoo or deodorant.

I don’t know the long term effect of cell phone use or whether or not that restaurant I ate at this week really used clean foods and washed their hands.

In short…there’s a lot of things I don’t know and never will…

I just know one thing: life is short, very short, and I still want to do something other than just go to work every day all day or stay quarantined at home.

I still want to travel and hug people without fear and find a little feeling of life like it was before.

As a child I was vaccinated for mumps, measles, rubella, polio, chicken pox, and others; my parents trusted the science and I never had to suffer through or transmit any of those diseases.

I’m #vaccinated, not to please the government but:
* To not die from Covid
* To not clutter a hospital bed if I get sick
* To hug my loved ones and friends
* To not have to do tests to go to a restaurant or go on holidays
* To live my life
* To have my kids and grandkids go back to living their best lives
* For #Covid19 to be an old memory
* To protect us, locally and globally

My own views…

Text copied, you can too!

#vaccineswork #flattenthecurve

The power of the Internet

I woke up late this morning and received a call from a very close friend.

He informed me that a person that I knew quite well in a past life had posted a picture on Facebook and they had suffered what seemed to be a serious injury.

The picture he spoke of was of someone in a hospital bed, bandaged up with broken ribs, a broken nose and a broken leg.

So, social media.

The person in this photo I have not spoken to in 1over 10 years. Not that there was the rift but they had moved far away and subsequently I moved even farther away.

My friend and I on the phone started to chat about this person and I immediately started to get feelings of how much I missed them and I needed to reach out.

I found their Facebook page and there was nothing about an accident nor pictures.

My friend on the phone did the same thing and announced maybe it wasn’t the right person … so hang on.

He did a quick search of his history and said, “Oh no it wasn’t so and so it was someone else.”

That is the power of the Internet but you have to see it through you are your own gatekeeper.

When my friend phoned he found a good friend of mine that was hurt, but that was misinformation as it turns out.

It caused me care and concern ’cause I then felt bad that I haven’t spoken to them in a while, felt guilty and also worried about their wellbeing.

But if you see it through as your own gatekeeper asking the tough questions … “Is that true? Did that happen? We need to confirm it.”

And confirm it we did!

This is a small, oh call it a case study, showing the power of the Internet two clicks and all is back and right with the world. I called the person in question immediately and had a terrific call!

But as your own gatekeeper you cannot let things go open-ended you have to close them off with the truth!

So PLEASE stop tweeting the nonsense you hear!

George Carlin

Short remembrance. Very timely!

I was with a buddy in Manhattan havin a beer at a bar. Down the street was some commotion. A film crew. Filming … Prince of Tides. Filming is a common occurrence in that city.

George Carlin walks into the bar and sits right beside us at the bar and orders a beer. We look over – know who he is – we tip our beer and nod and smile. He returns the toast and smiles. We sat drinking our beer – I ordered another round and said – “Would you buy this man a beer, please.” George accepted. We toasted again and we sat. My buddy and I continue our conversation.

George chimed in a couple of times… “Hey, where you guys from?” “Canada, we say!” We toast again. Small talk ensues.  George heads out to rejoin the filming. He thanks us again for the beer, and we toast him one more time.

Like ships in the night. It was a lovely encounter.

Here is George … he was so right.

RIP Mr. Carlin.

Just some Friday morning ramblings

The pandemic …

So the New World Order, eh? I thought they ran everything?

If they do then it seems they want millions and millions of us dead. On the other hand, I think it is a kooky conspiracy theory.

What have individual countries spent since the start of the pandemic – in relief and medical support and unemployment benefits, grants, and lost opportunity costs? What about the millions now deceased? Trillions? Multiple trillions?

If there was a smart person – more than likely an adult vs say a Greta at 15 yelling at us, or a leader who wasn’t corrupt or inept when all this started would we have had a chance to avoid this plague?

That smart adult (Similar to a sharp CEO of a very successful company.)  might have said … “OK CONFERENCE Call with all the leaders, NOW! Here is an immediate plan. All travel is hereby canceled. I have had the Chief  Accountant run some numbers – it would be cheaper to pay the airlines and any folks wanting or needing to travel all expenses, put em up in 5-Star-Hotels and feed em vs letting them travel and spreading this shit all over the world. And do it now! Right now!!!!”

“Now, if any cases that got through and in our countries, immediately do a serious ‘get em isolated and treat them like Ebola’ (Cause it is actually!) and then compensate em after they are well — “Mr or Ms so and so … here is a million dollars thanks for your patience and service to humanity! Hell, make it 10 million whether they survive or not (Pay the families!)  It is well worth it and cheaper.”

We paid a terrorist $10 mil just to avoid a court trial!

Could all of this have been averted if we had adults running things? I bet, yes we could. But we have governments with hundreds of layers of decision-making and layer upon layer of bureaucrats and lawyers trying to cover their collective asses? and net/net incompetence. Full stop.

There should be a lesson learned here! And if you do NOT believe me watch the coverage and the bickering and the experts going back and forth on everything,

We need some serious people now. Some adults. I know why folks do not run for office – they more than likely have an indiscretion in their teens or at university that will not stand the scrutiny of out petty minds and woke cancel culture. Or as I have witnessed the really bright serious people who run and get elected are so beaten down by the bureaucratic system they resign and head back to private business.

Yes, we need change. And we need it now.





Seemingly every second post on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram is a Bernie Sanders meme.


I have stated before I am not political. I don’t hate Bernie, nor Trump, nor Biden nor Harris not even Trudeau.

Am I fond of them? No, I am not.

I am old enough and I guess wise enough to realize all politicians can do is say stuff and promise stuff to get elected. The rest of the tough bits are carried out by civil servants who have been in power… sorry, have been in the service of our country for decades. Yep, the same ones.

What bugs me is the low-class and seemingly endless immature behavior I see online. It is no different than the “cool kids” making fun of someone not as cool in school.

We are quick to condemn bullying but making fun of someone to me is bullying. And we have seen these personal attacks on politicians and others for many years now on Social Media.

And no matter how superior you seem to feel you are, doing that makes you look like an asshat.




With all the hubbub about Social Media platforms I thought this interesting? I also am awfully disappointed in all of them. As a Cluetrain guy – well, we had hope!

I know a titch about selling. Did pretty well at it. and just received my umpteeth solicitaion on Linkedin. Yay!

I will share my reply to this person who wanted to add me as their connection and a then with a  predictable one-two-punch … the wealth, retirement and financial security pitch.  Eeeek.

I wrote them this reply – I have written something like this before to some of the others – no responses as yet. I don’t expect a response from this person either. Maybe use it as a cautionary tale? And there have been no pattern of sales typs. Old, young, male and female and all from companies I never heard of?

Y’all simply can’t sell.

Here are my thoughts on Selling.

The Note

An old chestnut!


I am not trying to be pissy or rude here I am just curious. I have always been a very curious person and you add that to being a senior and retired, well I found this fascinating.

If you are like some – or most – of the folks that have solicited me, here on LinkedIn, you won’t reply. I understand if you don’t.

Not sure but did you check- at the very least – my profile here prior to the sales message?

If you did you will first and foremost see I am retired, and old, and have been for a while now. Not the old part but depending on who ya talk to these days being over 40 is old? LOL!

If you didn’t I am curious how I became a “suspect?” Certainly not a “prospect” in any sense. And I know from the 40+ years selling and as past-President of the Direct Marketing Association and no stranger to lead-gen am – as mentioned before curious – why me?

If is is simply a “cold call” cool.

When I was working and selling or running a sales team I made sure we always checked out something about whomever I wanted to do business with? And that was only marketing communications ergo really didn’t matter in the grand scheme of things! But wealth management and my financial future?

Hell in successful pitches with some of the ad agencies and the professional consulting firm I ran we knew just about everything before we said “So, any today, Ma’am?”

Sales to me is 90 percent homework.

So as a die-hard direct marketer why contact me?


PS: I am a devoted Og Mandino cultist.

Found some stuff

I was doing some backups and cleaning and tripped over this …

This was sent to me by my good friend Paula Purdon – about the best damn writer in Canada BTW!!

Improving your creative life for tomorrow starts today.

By Tug McTighe

1. If you have to revise a concept, the copy or a layout more than three times, you need to kill the idea.

I cannot express this enough. David Lubars said it best. When you go shopping for a suit with your significant other, there are a lot of racks with a lot of different suits on them in a lot of different stores. When you like a suit and your wife doesn’t, you don’t just cut off the right pant leg or splash yellow paint on the jacket (revisions). Instead, you put the suit back on the rack and find another you can both agree on. As Dr. Lubars concluded, “There’s a suit out there you and the client can agree on.” Don’t stop until you find it. Just know you’re going to have to embrace murder along the way.

2. Do research first, not last.

Too often, we create concepts out of thin air based on poorly written briefs or for ill-conceived projects. So start with research, do benefit testing, interview consumers of the product, watch them at home, whatever. Hey, the CW/AD team will always come up with something. Let’s start respecting them, ourselves and everybody’s precious time more. Respect each other enough to try to do it right the first time versus wasting two weeks concepting a project without the proper insights or account planning. It’s two weeks you will never, ever get back to spend with your family.

3. Ask for more mandatories.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Creatives are very literal people. If we can’t use blue or have to use the word “Crisp Crumb Coating” just tell us. We’re professionals, we’ll deal with it. What we hate a lot more is when we’re not told that orange and blue are out because one client hates the Florida Gators (true story) or that another one hates the word “administrate” because it reminds her of the word “menstruate” (Again, and sadly, true.) When we can, let’s move this stuff from the creative review to the kickoff meeting.

4. Tell the truth.

For deadlines, client craziness and general ad insanity, simply tell the truth. Creatives aren’t children so don’t treat them as such. If it’s due Friday, don’t tell them Thursday because you know they’ll be late. Tell them Friday and then praise them by saying, “And I know you’ll get it done because you guys rule!” Why? Because, even though they aren’t children, they still like to be praised in the same way my 5-year-old does. Further, stop cheerleading all the goddamn time. When the assignment sucks or the deadline is awful, don’t say things like, “We know the timeline isn’t ideal.” Say, “Sorry this timeline is so shitty, we couldn’t do anything about it.” That lets them know you’re on their team and not the clients’.

5. And creatives, tell the truth about your ability to get the job done.

If you don’t have enough time or are too busy or whatever, tell the AE or traffic. EARLY. Don’t wait until an hour before the review to tell somebody. That’s BS. Man up and ask the AEs for more time. And AEs, man up and ask the client for more time. It was once said that, “There’s never enough time to do it right but there’s always enough time to do it over.” Write that one down and tack it to the wall. It’s truer today the way advertising works than it ever has been. And my personal experience has proved time and time again that, aside from the Super Bowl, virtually every deadline (including media placements and insertions) are arbitrary. There is ALWAYS a day or two in there you can give back to the creatives if they need it.

6. Stop when it’s time to stop.

My stopping time is 5. I get up, close the laptop and go home to see my kids. Now, many nights I’m back online after I get them to bed, but my time to stop is 5. Always has been. After a day of this, I just cannot muster the strength or creativity to keep on going until midnight. Now, like all of you, I have worked all night when I’ve had to, but I don’t believe in it. Great ideas are more likely to come after a good night’s sleep than during some caffeine-fueled all-night concepting circle jerk. That’s where you write those terrible, illegible notes to yourself that – in the fluorescent half-light of an office at 3:30 am – seemed destined to be One Show worthy but stink worse than goose poop. So stop when it’s time to stop and pick it up later. If you don’t have enough time, see #5 and ask for it.

7. Don’t blame the creatives for not caring after round of revisions 13.

Are you kidding? If your spouse asked you – no demanded – that you rearrange the living room furniture 13 times over the course of two days, stopping whatever else you were doing each and every time to do so because it “had to be done right now!” you would quickly stop giving a shit about where the couch and overstuffed chair were. In fact, you’d probably throw him/her and your cadre of Pottery Barn tchotchkes out the freaking window. So don’t blame the creatives when this happens. Man, it’s human nature to stop caring.

Besides, you should have killed that concept 10 rounds ago.

Bill Gates


I saw this picture on LinkedIn and some folks were gushing about it!! Headline: “Bill gets hamburger like regular folks.”  What a fucking guy!!!!  I started a reply but then I took stock. This is a post damn it!

Do you have any idea what the life of one of the richest men in the universe is like?


He would be out with photographers, PR folks Flacksters and Hacksters – assistants, a lead party to check it out, and boocoo security. Yeah, man!!! That is just like normal folks. He’s just like me!!! Well, except I can’t afford a hamburger?

I don’t mind Mr. Gates – don’t know him from a plate of beans, but sure I don’t hate him? No published scandals – that is always nice … But I am too old and seen too much to believe spin.

Cue Blade Runner epic speech. I was going to leave it at that but folks seem to NOT know anything that happened past 2019? You know?  YOU PEOPLE!

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. …Rov

And if you check this post you will see I have a special place for RH!

Sorry je digress …

So, if he (Bill) lived like Randolf Hearst at a San Simeon – well he could probably live 5 Randolf Hearsts… would be fine with me – I do not care. Meh, as the kids say! (They probably don’t say that anymore?

The fact Mr. Gates and other very rich people are … well, very rich Means nothing to me.

None of them have come to my door wanting any of my money. They have never dictated what the hell I can do and they have never confiscated my property… Oh Sorry, that is Canada.

This shot here is Ol Bill “virtue signaling” to all of us: “Ain’t I normal! And please could the army that guards my place keep the CHAZ and other Antifa radicals at bay?”
Gracias (See I am Spanish-friendly too!!!)

Rich folks do not mean I have less. Liberals in power mean I have less.
And that is the only political statement I will make. Once every 15 years is sufficient.

I met a couple of very rich people. Amazing to see. I never wanted fame celebrity nor millions. Was always fascinated by the sheer spending.